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  • Ghosts, Zoey Clothes, Ten, the SML Theme, and Bit Boy [Game Overview]

    Insert another credit, because it’s time for your weekly video game news and you’ve just hit the Game Overview screen. Death Death in a single-player game is a fairly private thing. You do something stupid and, if your friends aren’t there, no one knows it happened and no one can even see it. Heck, if […]

  • This Monsta Very Bad…Bleak Windo [Embedded Reporter]

    Deep from the trenches, it’s time for your Monday video feature: Embedded Reporter. This guy is probably drunk, but this clip is hilarious. Listen to a Super Mario Land explanation from a guy from “Portugal” as he tells you about how the monsters are “vely bad” because they “bleak your house window” and “eat pizza.” […]