I Bring Nothing to the Table

Month: June 2009

  • Beatles, Konami Discrimination, Uncharted 2, and, Oh No Mai! [Game Overview]

    Insert another credit, because it’s time for your weekly video game news and you’ve just hit the Game Overview screen. Let’s start with a little NSFW. Remember that game Left 4 Dead? Remember how Zoey was a great example of a non-sexualized hero, something Valve specializes? Remember no more, because diligent modders have released the […]

  • P4ER89 [Sony]

    Vinny and Jeff keep on trucking through the dungeon. Will they clear the Void Quest today?

  • Stupid Sammy Sosa [WMQ]

    Guess what kids, your heroes are dead! With the most recent name release on that infamous 2003 PED leak, we now know that Sammy Sosa was among the 103 or so names that failed that initial drug test. John Shea points out that we all thought his “Flintstones vitamins” response to the PED question was […]

  • P4ER88 [Sony]

    Instead of venturing further through Void Quest, Charlie decides to go home and hang out with Chie, getting up to a rank 10 Social Link and upgrading her Persona. Time is running short though, so I imagine they’ll venture in today. Who will they attempt to woo next? Will they be able to kill those […]

  • The Bettenhousen Hustle [GO]

    Not too long ago I had a hit to my site with someone looking for Shane Bettenhausen hustling Jeff Gerstmann. Well, now we have video evidence of the way overacted King of Fighters XII hustle. Watch as Shane takes a beating, “acts” like he can’t believe he lost, keeps the scam alive through his first […]

  • Let’s Tap [Big N]

    Ever heard of a game called Let’s Tap? If you have, it’s probably been in the context of how ridiculous it is. Basically, you control the game by tapping on a surface. That’s it. The game comes with a cardboard box in Japan, but what about here in the States? Let’s check out this Let’s […]

  • Hit Batters, Win Streaks, and More [Wednesday Morning Quarterback]

    It’s time for Wednesday Morning Quarterback, your weekly sports round-up. Like all sports, baseball has its unspoken rules regarding conduct and retaliation on the field. It all more or less boils down to: you do something stupid or mean, the pitcher on the other team is going to drill you with a pitch. Everyone knows […]

  • Tough Economic Times [ER]

    I actually found an embed link for this. Good times. I love the Rooster Teeth guys. Bonus vid: EDIT: Sorry that they auto-play, I’m not quite sure how to turn that off.

  • P4ER87 [Sony]

    After some fusing in Monday’s episode, the gang enters Void Quest to make some progress on apprehending the copycat killer. They are then soundly murdered by bambinos, canceling out the fusions. Vinny tries to tackle the floor again…resulting in his death, yet again. They finally give up after two attempts. In episode 87, will they […]

  • P4ER86 [Sony]

    Forgot to post this yesterday, but the ER continues to fight through Void Quest.