Warcraft Retrospective [Embedded Reporter]

Deep from the trenches, it’s time for your Monday video feature: Embedded Reporter. I love the Gametrailers Retrospectives. They do a great job of summing up great games. This episode is all about the WoW games.

November 17, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

PA on GoW 2 Dialogue [You Can Quote Me On That]

Here’s what Tycho has to say about the dialogue in Gears of War 2: Still. There is a point at which “the rookie” says there are a shitload of grubs down there. Marcus Fenix corrects him, suggesting that there are, in fact, “Ten Shitloads.” I want to grant that Gears of War takes place on the planet Sera, where Shitload may be a genuine unit of measurement - but that’s dumb, and this line is dumb, and the people speaking are idiots, and they live in a world of dumbshits where stupidity of a form of currency. ...

November 16, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

WoW and L4D [Game Overview]

Insert another credit, because it’s time for your weekly video game news and you’ve just hit the Game Overview screen. Just a quick detour from the FF villains feature to talk about two great games that I’ve been playing recently. The first you’ve seen the opening cinematic for on the site. The second just released its latest expansion pack to a horde of slavering fans. The Left 4 Dead opening cinematic actually happens to be a brilliant tutorial to just about anything that you’ll need to do in the game. There is only one zombie type and one weapon type not really introduced in the trailer, which I absolutely love. Video games are a multimedia medium, so why not show instead of explicitly telling? They show the zombie special abilities, like the tongue grip of the Smoker and the pounce attack of the Hunter, and they show which zombies are most perilous, like the light-sensitive Witch and the damage sponge that is the Tank. Enough marketing spiel though, how good is the game? ...

November 14, 2008 · 3 min · el33tcapitan

Left 4 Dead [Embedded Reporter]

Deep from the trenches, it’s time for your Monday Wednesday video feature: Embedded Reporter. I know it’s not Monday and that today should be a WMQ post, but I didn’t watch any sports last week and I’d have a really tough time trying to rationalize fighting off the Zombie Apocalypse as a sport, even though it damn well should be, so instead we’re gonna watch the opening cinematic to Left 4 Dead. ...

November 12, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

Strange Bedfellows: Vote

There is nothing more important for me to say today than vote. Go to your polling place, if you are registered to vote, and cast a ballot.

November 4, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

Embedded Reporter: Rockman 9

Deep from the trenches, it’s time for your Monday video feature: Embedded Reporter. Why this? I can’t resist Rockman music! Enjoy.

November 3, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

PC: Fallout 3

Been playing Bethesda’s post-apocalyptic first-person RPG epic Fallout 3 this weekend and I’m quite pleased with it so far. Here are some quick thoughts about random things that stick out: The game is very buggy. Apparently this was a problem with Oblivion too. I’ve gotten a few hard freezes that I was able to start mostly avoiding just by updating my graphics card drivers, but still…I shouldn’t be having this much problem playing a game that’s been approved for final release. ...

November 2, 2008 · 3 min · el33tcapitan

Game Overview: The Villains of Final Fantasy Week 6

Insert another credit, because it’s time for your weekly video game news and you’ve just hit the Game Overview screen. With every Final Fantasy game there exists great (and not so great) teams of heroes bent on saving the world from some sort of evil force. While we could take a look at those heroes, let’s instead take a look at the evils that motivate these heroes to do what they do. ...

October 31, 2008 · 3 min · el33tcapitan

Grand Slam: End of a Drought

So the 2008 World Series has finally come to a close. The last three innings were certainly tense and exciting, but at the end of the day the Phillies were just able to edge out the Rays 5-4, ending a Philadelphia drought of about twenty years of no major sports franchise winning a championship. Although I absolutely hate the Phillies and hate that they beat a Florida team, I’ll try and be a bigger man and say: ...

October 30, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan

Wednesday Morning Quarterback: Overexposed, But Maybe Over Soon

You’ve probably heard the saying that hindsight is 20/20 on Monday morning, so just imagine how well I can call ’em two days later on Wednesday. That’s right, it’s time for Wednesday Morning Quarterback, your weekly sports round-up. The World Series and the onslaught of new video games has mostly prevented me from being able to stay on top of any other sport but baseball. Unfortunately, that leaves me mostly at a loss for content today. ...

October 29, 2008 · 1 min · el33tcapitan