I Bring Nothing to the Table

Month: June 2011

  • Quit Claiming The Sky Is Falling [IB]

    I’m gonna stick to tv here, but this is a general purpose post, really. Remember in the early aughts when the death of modern tv was imminent due to reality tv? Original programming was over! Reality tv was so cheap and got such high ratings that soon we’d all be watching The Bachelor, Survivor, and […]

  • Uncharted 3! [GO/ER]

    Oh boy, can’t wait for this one. Looks like all the old favorites are back: Chloe, Sully, Elena, and, obviously, Drake. Gonna be sweet.

  • Porn Rental [ER]

    I already love Michael C. Hall from Dexter, but Ben Schwartz, who hilariously plays Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Recreation really sells this clip.

  • My Brush With Call of Duty [GO]

    So bro, I played this sick game Call of Duty this past weekend and it was totally awesome. There was, like, a free weekend, so I played the multiplayer and I told all my bros, “Hey brahs, put away the beer pong, quit taking bong hits, pop your collar, and let’s get our Call of […]

  • 5-10-15-20 [GO]

    I got this idea from Kill Screen (who got this idea from Pitchfork) to talk about my gaming life in five year increments. Pitchfork does it with music and really it can be done with any media, but I’m doing games. AGE 5 (1991) One of my first video game memories is sitting in my […]

  • What I’ve Been Playing/Watching/Reading [GO/IB/FB/BT]

    Here’s another breakdown of the media I’ve been consuming: Video Games: I haven’t talked about these for a long while, so I’m just gonna go over recent history, post-robbery. L.A. Noire – Just beat it last night. I think that the game premise shows a lot of potential, but the true masterpiece will be any […]